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Isn't it weird that we drink
milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some
cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I
can get ME a hit of that stuff" --?
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Whole milk is produced
in the mammary glands of lactating mammals. Throughout history, mankind
has learned to cultivate milk and to discover a great many uses for it, mainly
consumption. Here in the United States, we are most accustomed to cows'
milk. In other countries however, it would not be unusual to find an
array of milk items derived from buffalo, reindeer, goats, llamas, camels
or sheep.
Milk is composed
of a combination of several elements. Besides water (up to 90%), lactose
(milk sugar) is the main element, in which globules of butterfat swim, surrounded
by various percentages of proteins (mainly casein) and salts (calcium,
phosphorus, chlorine, sodium, potassium and sulfur). Due to its lighter gravity,
the butterfat tends to separate itself from the surrounding components.
Homogenized milk, which is most familiar to the American family, is formed
by forcing the butterfat globules through a kind of strainer mechanism, reducing
the globule parts to such a small size that they no longer automatically
separate themselves from the remainder of the milk composition. The percentage
of butterfat is required to be from 2.5 to 3.5 by the U.S. Public Health
Service codes.
Whole milk can also undergo a variety of
other procedures to reach states such as: whey, cheese, butter, ice cream
or yogurt. It can be evaporated, condensed or powdered. Additionally,
milk or milk by-products are used in the production of inedible materials
such as glue, paint, textiles and plastics.
If fresh milk is allowed to stand, the
lighter-weight butterfat globules rise to the top, forming what we know as
cream. When milk is processed for consumption, this separation of the butterfat
globules is quickened by centrifuging. After removing the cream, what remains
is known as skim milk. When chilled cream is gently churned, the butterfat
globules begin to gather together in ever-larger clumps. Persist in this
process long enough and those "clumps" become recognizeable as
butter.
Between the stages of cream and butter
is a very delicious, exotic and beneficial product known as
buttermilk.
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ONE OF THE SPECIAL WAYS OF ENJOYING
A GLASS OF BUTTERMILK
IS WITH A SPRINKLING OF SALT ACROSS THE TOP.
YOU MAY ALSO WISH TO KEEP A GRAIN OR TWO
OF SALT HANDY FOR THIS SECTION OF...
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Give
me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning for buttermilk.
--Emma Lazarus
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A
feast is made for laughter,
and buttermilk maketh merry.
--Ecclesiastes 10:19
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I disapprove
of what you say,
but I will defend to the death
your right to buttermilk.
--Voltaire (attributed)
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O
Captain! my Captain!
the buttermilk is gone!
--Walt Whitman
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Weave a circle round him
thrice,
And close your eyes with holy dread,
For he on honey-dew hath fed,
And drunk the buttermilk of Paradise.
--Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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Buttermilk alone with
sudden charms can bind
The wand'ring sense,
and calm the troubled mind.
--William Congreve
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For when the wine is in,
the wit is out,
But buttermilk maintains the reason.
--Thomas Becon
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Let
them drink buttermilk.
--Marie Antoinette
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Buttermilk...gotta love it...:) Have you made
oysters with
buttermilk yet?
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So
sad...it's the grave of
Buttermilk.
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Here's one for your songbook:
Old
Buttermilk Sky.
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Buttermilk can keep
you free
of sin!
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It's time to boycott Christmas --
Santa doesn't drink
buttermilk??
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How about some
buttermilk pie?
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Buttermilk can be enjoyed
in
any language!
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Have you tried growing a
buttermilk
plant?
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Now, here's a site that can really
Moove
me....;)
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W.C.Fields is quoted as saying, "Of course, now I touch nothing
stronger than buttermilk. 90 proof buttermilk."
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As a kid, I would "drink" buttermilk with a spoon. It
was thick, creamy and flaked full of little yellow surprises. Is a
"butterflake
substitute" really what consumers want?
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Glenn's friend Frank got
close-up to
Buttermilk for these images!
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You can laugh with it, c'mon!
Download this great "I'm
gonna keep drinking my buttermilk"
WAV!...;D
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If you live in the northeast, try out some real churn buttermilk
from Egg Farm
Dairy.
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According to
this
recipe, you can make a quart of buttermilk by starting with a
half-cup!
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Don'tcha wish you had a tall, cool glass of it right
now?
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Lee Edwards Benning will tell you it's all
Better
With Buttermilk.
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Tales from Slovakia include
memories of making
buttermilk.
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You know you want some.
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The best way to eat
champ is with a cold
glass of buttermilk handy!
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Here's the lowdown on all this UNcultured
"cultured"
stuff.
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At the House
of Webster, you can get your own stoneware churn and drink "a big glass
of cold, refreshing buttermilk" you make yourself!
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Decorate your kitchen with
buttermilk
furniture!
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Be warned.
The Buttermilk Gang
is on the loose and on the web!
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Take
a bath in buttermilk!
And don't forget to wash up with your
buttermilk
soap!
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The
United Arab
Emirates know the joy of buttermilk.
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Varian's Dreamweavn'n: DreamFeast - Buttermilk Dreamin'
is a portion of Varian's Dreamcatcher
and is ©2004 Varian
including all text, graphics, etc.,
except where noted otherwise.
Brand names pictured or mentioned
are registered trademarks
or trademarks of their respective holders
and are hereby acknowledged
and used here for informational
or entertainment purposes only.
Items in "Histerical Buttermilk Quotations" are fictionalized
and any resemblance to actual statements
made by any person, living or dead,
is really pretty funny if you think about it.
Cluttering up the WorldWide Web since October
1995.
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